Breaking Up. Simplified.

Breaking up is such a headache isnt it. Whether you are too desperate to break up with someone or you are so close to the person that breaking up is gona hurt you even more but then you got to do what you got to do.

Breaking up in the correct way is always difficult. The right words to choose, the correct tone, waiting for the perfect situation , forcing that situation to arrive so you land up in some petty fight and swoop in with your break up line the same way you swooped in with your pick up line the first time you met that person.

It has to be taken care that you are not mean, you dont hurt your gf/bf and also make sure at the same time that he/she was the reason of the break up and not you and you were only forced into it.

Keeping all this aside i just came across a cool advertisement which shows the new age break up.

Its such a tension free no load no stress chilled out break up ever seen.

Have a look.

I cant help but watch the ad everytime it comes during those IPL breaks and smile everytime and wonder if only life would have been so simple. The couple are so into each other a few seconds before and immediately after that comes the break up line " You dont love me anymore"

I love the acting by the cute girl in the advertisement. The initial innocent surprise and then the self realization expression after giving the break up line a lil thought and then deciding to be "freinds" only to "move on" in split second.

The Universe loves speed so dont second doubt when in doubt. So much time is wasted in breaking up and the moving on. If only universally this could be the norm acceptable by every couple half the emotinal atyachaar is already woosh and gone!!

Some Standard Break Up lines

1.The Reversal - " Its not you, Its me. You are just the best person anyone can get. I dont deserve you."

2.The Forced Fight- " You know what pisses me off the most about you. This fuckin attitude of yours. You think I cant survive without you."

3.The Self Sacrifice Suicidal - "Well if you're so mad at me why dont you just dump me"

4.The Destiny's Storeroom - "If it is meant to be we will find each other again SOMEDAY. But for now lets call it off"

5.The Trade-Off - " Our relationship hasnt been good for a while now. I think we shall take a break and see other people"

6.The Boredom Syndrome - "There is no spark, no spice no connection left between us. I guess what we had between us was just plain infatuation"

MOVE ON Man..!!

No LOVE No SEX Just DHOKHA!!

After experimenting several times with his kid bro , Ekta Kapoor finally tried something out of the box. Dibakar Banerjee of "Khosla and Ghosla" and national award winner "Oye Lucky,Lucky Oye" came up with a new concept of reality cinema.

And what came out with this new age experiment gone bad was an utterly rubbish, senseless movie called Love Sex Aur Dhokha.

I dont understand why other critics are going out of the way and praising this movie out and out.The movie has zero entertainment value. The only novelty factor of the movie is there are no actors. Its like watching a secret footage of never seen before videos.

The protagonist is the camera itself which they introduce as the star of the movie. It just says that how camera has become such an integral important and dangerous part of ur day to day lives where people are just willing to do anything to shove it up in our butts to get some unseen uncut footage of someone else's personal life.

Going by this theme it shows three different stories one personally shot , one supermarket footage and another a sting operation.The are three stories linked together and shot with 3 different cameras. a security cam, a video camera, and a secret sting camera. No written dialogues , the stories are believable but not entertaining at all. You get so bored that you want to pull your hair. Even the novelty of shooting with personal cameras wears you out after a little time.

As the title says the first story in the movie is about love.. then its all about SEX and then the DHOKHA..

However when you go to see love you'll find a lot of love in the movie but just when you start expecting SEX you are in for a big DHOKHA.. i guess the censor board has chopped and kept for their personal viewing. The movie isnt bold at all.

But i will tell you why the movie will rake in moolah at the box office.

Exceptional Marketing.

Totally Different Concept. So curiosity.

Catchy Title Track.

Ekta Kapoor has done enough publicity to create a buzz amongst media and youngsters about the movie. The appearance, the title, the market value of the movie is enough to attract audience to watch it once atleast.

On top of that the title track of the movie is just brilliant. Kailesh Kher gives his rustic feel to the song which makes you hum all day.

But the movie is just worthless.

Love Sex aur Dhokha Darling. Pass.

Ratings : 1.5/5