Friday, March 19, 2010

No LOVE No SEX Just DHOKHA!!



After experimenting several times with his kid bro , Ekta Kapoor finally tried something out of the box. Dibakar Banerjee of "Khosla and Ghosla" and national award winner "Oye Lucky,Lucky Oye" came up with a new concept of reality cinema.
And what came out with this new age experiment gone bad was an utterly rubbish, senseless movie called Love Sex Aur Dhokha.
I dont understand why other critics are going out of the way and praising this movie out and out.The movie has zero entertainment value. The only novelty factor of the movie is there are no actors. Its like watching a secret footage of never seen before videos.
The protagonist is the camera itself which they introduce as the star of the movie. It just says that how camera has become such an integral important and dangerous part of ur day to day lives where people are just willing to do anything to shove it up in our butts to get some unseen uncut footage of someone else's personal life.

Going by this theme it shows three different stories one personally shot , one supermarket footage and another a sting operation.The are three stories linked together and shot with 3 different cameras. a security cam, a video camera, and a secret sting camera. No written dialogues , the stories are believable but not entertaining at all. You get so bored that you want to pull your hair. Even the novelty of shooting with personal cameras wears you out after a little time.

As the title says the first story in the movie is about love.. then its all about SEX and then the DHOKHA..
However when you go to see love you'll find a lot of love in the movie but just when you start expecting SEX you are in for a big DHOKHA.. i guess the censor board has chopped and kept for their personal viewing. The movie isnt bold at all.

But i will tell you why the movie will rake in moolah at the box office.
Exceptional Marketing.
Totally Different Concept. So curiosity.
Catchy Title Track.
Ekta Kapoor has done enough publicity to create a buzz amongst media and youngsters about the movie. The appearance, the title, the market value of the movie is enough to attract audience to watch it once atleast.

On top of that the title track of the movie is just brilliant. Kailesh Kher gives his rustic feel to the song which makes you hum all day.
But the movie is just worthless.
Love Sex aur Dhokha Darling. Pass.

Ratings : 1.5/5

8 comments:

el_idioto said...

i actually njoyed it...

it was different but still bollywoodized... didn't go with expectations of a bold movie , just to have fun with guys (no homosexuality intended)...

the makers r already known for their innovative storylines and cameras from previous movies

the stories were brisk nd didn't elongate... nd acting was good (not the best)... rest u've already put in...

Suruchi said...

Oh well said Malpani...
The movie is good in bits and parts...i liked the infusion of all three stories at a common intersection...but after a while it became a little too much of candid camera action making little sense....

The marketing n hype took a big bunch of us to the theatres only to find a loadful of just collge guys clapping at the abuses and sexual references...i guess some people were left happy...

i loved the track too...unfortunately by the time it came...i had had too much of camera footage viewing to enjoy it....
Can’t dismiss it off totally...though never in my right mind could you get me to watch it again...
*yiyee...i almost sound like a critic myself here..lolz;-)*

Amnn.......//1! said...

hey comeone i loved the movie not at one point did i get bored .. it was an above average film though all what u said i right ..
tat it is nothin but watching a never seen before video without making much sense .. but tats wat i liked in the movie ..
besidees yes they have dited out .. the sex part from the film from the censor board ..
the movie was overall good ,,,

Nikhil Talreja said...

you and kailash kher should be sued.. he for singing that title track and you fr watching this sleaze fest

Unknown said...

u even bothered giving it a 1.5/5???im so goin to take revenge from you for taking me for this movie....

Karthik P Thomas said...

totally agree...!!
a bullcrap movie.. hint of overconfidence comin frm a director who has tasted success too soon.. content is indeed true societally but film-making has taken a hard bashing..
4get the deleted scenes if any, i wonder wat inspired them to even allow its release in the first place..
dibakar better get back on track b4 he ruins it with his own hands

Rià said...

seriously dint like the movei wxcept for the bit where they show all the 3 stories somehow connected to each other.

malpani.!! said...

@ ria - exactly.. it just made some sense in the end.. but the direction was pathetic..!!

@karthik - over confidence from the director as well as the producer..

@neeti - 1 mark for the song .. and 0.5 for the movie.. :p

@suruchi - you sound like a wonderful critic.. i know even i was one of them to clap at the abuses :P.. but thats about it..!! the song catch it on you tube. its worth it..!!