Zoadies Winner Takes It All - 2 (Cross-Dressing)

25th March Wednesday

Now this day was a RED LETTER DAY according to Yash cos u better fasten your seat belts before reading this.One heck of unexpected turn of events one after another.I was relaxing and reading a book because the last stage of Zoadies was on 26th and there was nothing today.Just when I am all laid back mood with the vote out and being non- immune and the waxing embarassment still in the back of my mind I get a call from Mithun " fatafat aa college mtv aa raha hai isliye aaj ek - do task hone wala hai voh logo ko cover karne ka hai event"I am like..!!.. "***k me"Had a bath.. got dressed.. and I reach college in 45 mins.

It was time for some mind games, some politics , some sweet talk and some brain wash.All this was supposed to be done by me as our ran vijay very rightly told in the beginning of zoadies " All you have to do is ass-licking and ass-kicking and one who is good at both will win it".So it was the former part first for me to perform.I spoke to puneet explained him the equations and decided to plot against rohan who was non-immune with me.The only 3 dominating ppl who wer non-immune wer malpani(me) , rohan , nidhi. I took nidhi, bhumika,snehal,fahad,puneet into confidence to vote against rohan.However the traitor , dumb**** soham blurted it out all to rohan and his mission to vote me out started taking rutwick into confidence but i guess it was too late.When we reached the vote out scene we learnt that we had to vote out two people one boy and one girl from the non-immune side something i dint have in my mind. So each person will write 2 names.
The vote out started this time the entire college was there witnessing it.

1st vote rohan and nidhi

2nd vote rohan and nidhi

3rd vote malpani and nidhi

4th vote malpani and sunanda

5th vote , 6 th vote, rohan rohan nidhi and snehal..

clearly rohan and nidhi were voted out. The raghu who took our P.I was now hosting the entire voteout and asked rohan who said " ye malpani ki vajah se mai bahar hoo usne poora planning kiya aur mere against plotting kiya hai"
while nidhi claimed dat nitanta was behind her vote out.( Puneet and nitanta both hinted me that they are gona vote nidhi out so I was like nidhi it is.. but i guess she trusted me)

12-2= 10 zoadies left

TASK NO.4

Crazy Crazy Crazy!!!!Cross Dressing???.. U serious... Cross Dressing???and not just that dress yourself as a girl and look as girly as you canwe were provided with halters and singlets and skirts and the make up.Prarthana the co head of the event over there kept on screaming "guys get the X factor" and i was losing my sense of Alphabets cos there was only one word on my tongue after seeing the dresses and no points for guessing.The costumes I wud say .. were skimpy...were short and with my one leg waxed and the other as it is.I dint know wat was gona happen.And what happened was I dunno what to say about it..Read on.
The task was that girls were supposed to dress as guys and guys were supposed to dress as girls go down open lawn and perfrom and get ur X-factor outside in front of the entire college.Yes I was wearing a blue halter and a knee length skirt thank fully..!!lipstick kajal sparkle everything was there.The best performer of cross dressing would win the immunity or something like that.

And my shortcut road to FAME starts here.

I have never seen this much crowd together in college at the same time. It made me nervous and apprehensive.

Trust me what happened in the coming 3 hours never happened in the 3 years that I've already spent in this college.

The host came up to me and told me " Boss aapke paas poori kapoor family hai. One leg has anil kapoor and the other leg has kareena kapoor". lol

The actual girls posed as guys started performing most of them were boo-ed by the crowd except for Nitanta who's in the dancing team of college got a huge yea!!..she danced awesome as usual..!!
Now time for the actual guys posed as girls to perform and the fun starts here.We were 5 guys and it was puneet's turn 1st to go and perform and trust me he raised the bar for all of us cos he performed awesome..!!Even the anchor who was there just to have fun at our expense was enjoying thoroughly..!

Then it was Fahad who also got cheers from the crowd. And then it was Soham who was booed away and got a disappointing response from the crowd.

Now it was me and just before my turn Athirath came up to me and asked me tune koi naam socha hai kya? I was like Preeti or something like that i'll go and tell. He was like kya pagal hai.
Have a look at this name "Rose Mary Marlo". First it dint strike me, I was like wats so special in this name just how you are thinking when reading this. Then he told me Style mai sharman joshi use karta hai when he cross dressses.And then i kept saying the name to myself twice and thrice when the real meaning of the name struck me!...

"Rose Mary Marlo" "Rose Mary Marlo"

I was like awesome!..this can be a great start.My name was announced and the host of the entire event asked me to introduce myself just how he told other zoadies.I tried to put on the fake girly accent which was getting tough cos my voice just wasnt coming out.

I started with " Hello Girls and hellooooo Boysssss....My name is Rose Mary Marlo"

the crowd went yeeeeee ... and woooo... and wohhhhh....lol...they got the name in one go I said it in such a seductive way.Then what happened was a series of flirtings and interaction with the crowd and the host who were in splits and laughing their heart out .. to which he commented "By far the cleverest answers till now. DJ I want the most amusing track for this lady over here."

And Mithun who was sitting next to DJ played which was expected out of him.Just guess the song that was being played."

kuaa maa doob jaaongi

O man...The steps which followed.. I started thinking of all the girly possible steps.. the booty shaking , the hips moving , the seductive moves , pulling my skirt up to show the crowd the one waxed leg..!!Going to the crowd who just went on laughing and laughing.There was not a single person in the crowd whose phone wasnt on.There were close to 100 phones taking my video as I am dancing as if m some top actress.
Everyone had to dance for just 1 minute but it was already past 2 min and that mithun still wouldnt stop the music and I was getting choked over there cos my throat had gone dry.Finally the music stopped and as it so happened... Only thing I could hear were the hooting , the shouting and the shouts of "once more" "once more" and the music started again for 30 seconds where I had to dance again and after the 30 seconds when I was panting like a dog on the ramp I see MTV VJ JOSE standing right next to me with his arms on me.I was like wtf wtf wtf!!!I always wanted to be on Mtv but not like this.. come on!!.. no no no..!!JOSE was " Boss kya performance thaa ab jab crowd mai gaye naachne ke liye aapka kya bolu sab kuch dikh raha tha. And I guess the guys and girls over here are cheering for you so much I think so they have a fetish for chest hair"I just kept on smiling and giving him replies in between.And then out of nowhere MTV feels like covering this particular event and then crowd went "rosie" "rosie" "we want rose mary marlo" and JOSE was like you are the hot favourite over here man.Even puneet and fahad were called to dance and we all were performing with the MTV camera rolling from one to other.I did the maar dala and the dola re dola and the kajra re and all the possible item number which made the crowd cheer like anything.After the entire thing was over. I see yash and jenis right behind laughing and smiling saying "wtf was that?" what a sport man!..I was announced the best performer and nitanta but it was obvious the host told " RoseMary Marlo stole the show"After I changed my clothes people on the stairs whenever they bumped into me had a different look on their face.Some had a smirk on their face and some had that apologetic smile...lol.. embarassed me further..
Bye bye soham who danced like an old hairy lady( as the judge told)

Bye bye snehal who waxed my one leg.

10-2 = 8 zoadies left

Then it was a sumo wrestling task wearing sumo costumes between the under performers left

Bye bye varun

Bye bye bhumika

8-2 = 6 zoadies left

Most Embarassing Day of My Life ends with a smile.

Zoadies Winner Takes It All - 3(Bitter Gourd is Sweet)

26th March - Thursday

Now it was one entire week that I was in the zoadies. It was the last and the final day with only 6 people left.

Malpani

Rutwick

Nitanta

Sunanda

Puneet

Fahad

I reached there around 1045 when almost everyone was there.Prarthana looks at me and tells me "Malpani you are glowing today"

I was like yaa " I stole the make up you provided me for cross dressing"

We were all relaxed and talking about what happened yesterday. People who were meeting me in college still kept on coming shaking hands and complimenting me on the cross dressing performance lol...

TASK NO. 5

Now this was one task which was challenging physically and mentally.

My college has a wierd but amazing structure as you can see the picture below.

the ropes were tied to the topmost floor(5th floor) of one building to the 5th floor of another one and we were asked to cross it end to end.

This thing is called "Valley Crossing"

We were divided into teams of 3 each where the 2 girls were the captain and made to choose and luckily i landed up with Nitanta and Puneet.

The task was 2 out of 3 in the team will do the valley crossing task and the third one will have to drink one entire bottle(1/2 litre) of bittergourd( karela) juice.

Puneet volunteered himself to drink the juice while I and nitanta were supposed to do the valley crossing both of us being light.

The team with the overall worst performance will be eliminated.

This task was simple till It was my turn to do it.

Before me the other team had already performed out of which Fahad did very well but he was down and out after the task got over. He needed glucose or something like that after that.

Then it was Rutwick who gave up mid way the task cos he cudnt pull it any further.

From my team Nitanta completed the task really easily. She looks small but she has lot of stamina and detrmination. She did it with the perfect technique and skill.

Now it was me.

To my advantage I had everything the tips the technique the estimation of whats gona happen.

I thought I'll do it.

I went on one of the terraces where Puneet scaring me " Malpani give up mat karna.. just keep trying "

The harness tied.. the timer set.. I started the task.

And the start that I took was the most pathetic starts ever. My legs got entangled in the rope and I had to use the entire energy in the start where people usually slide down easily.

So by the time I covered half the thing I was completely drained out.

I was just hanging in mid air. I had no phoboa of heights but the strength required was all gone.
I tried and tried and somehow covered 3/4th of the distance.

I saw up and Puneet and Nitanta were shouting like crazy "Try Malpani ho jayegaa.. 5 pulls more"

I saw down there were people looking like ants with their heads up. I heard some more cheers

" Go Malpani" .." Come on Malpani"

I was looking like a fool almost on the verge of quitting.

The gravity just pulls you down like anything and you cant help it..!!

There was a time where I was hanging in air with my head and my legs flying detached to the rope... and only support was through my stomach you know like a right hand side inverted "C"

It was aching like hell... and I cudnt pull my self up.

But completed the thing in 6 minutes 25 seconds. Nitanta did it in 3.35 minutes.

Rutwick dint complete and Fahad completed in 2.50 minutes

Puneet from my team and Sunanda from their team had to drink the karela ka juice.

Sunanda did it in 11 seconds I was amazed one 500 ml bottle I dont even drink water that fast.

Puneet even more... he finished that thing in 5 seconds.

From the looks of it. It was bitter and yuck!..

Our team won and the top 3 were announced

bye bye Fahad( awesome spirit)

bye bye Sunanda

bye bye Rutwick

6-3 = 3 zoadies left

TASK NO. 6 ( grand Finale)

top 3 - zoadies were there.. now each man for himself.

Puneet

Nitanta

Malpani

This task was the best. Our college has a rectangular lawn in the middle.

There were 4 drums kept at each corner of the lawn with half filled soapy water.

There was cycle locked in the middle of the lawn.

Each drum had a key in it. And only one of the keys was the correct one.

We had to jump in each drum get wet.. find the key jump out try if the key is correct if not jump into some other drum. If the key was the correct one open the cycle take two rounds of the lawn.

Park the cycle again and then go in the middle of the lawn again the bitter gourd juice (500 ml bottle was kept) drink it and the time stops.
Because of that karela ka juice I am thinking about this post sitting on my pot.It was crazy and Puneet poor guy had to drink twice.

The chits were made to decide the order.

Luck favoured me again. It was Puneet who had to go first. It was Nitanta second and I was third.

Puneet did a mistake in planning the things out he decided to jump in all the drums collected all the 4 keys and tried which one worked.

So he took in all 2 minutes 45 seconds to do it.

Nitanta got damn lucky she jumped in one of the drums and the key worked.

She did it in 1 minute 53 seconds.

I dint know what to do.

The adrenaline was there. I was gettin goose bumps. I was damn nervous.

No idea which drum to jump in I chose the downmost corner drum.. got the key tried..

damn it!.. wrong key...!!

I took the diagonally opposite drum.. tried...got the key..

and voila!!..it worked...

took 2 rounds.. drank the juice.. and as soon as i finished the last sip.

Mithun announced...

" 1 minute 38 seconds " People we have the winner of ZOADIES -

Prateek MALPANI.

Some of my friends ran towards me with red bull cans and the karela ka juice and the soapy water and poured it all over me.

Yes I finally won it and I had zero intention of even participating in it.

As I said what has to happen .. has to happen.

So I have

-zoadie winner tag

-rose mary marlo

-unexpected popularity

-1k cash ( dint matter)

-a FOCE watch worth 2.5k

-a one night stay at some goa hotel

-vouchers

Well Roadies nahi toh Zoadies Sahi...!!

It was all welcome..

The entire week was just awesome.

Another feather to the cap of the perfectness of my life.

Thank You Everyone.

College will never be the same . Thanks to ZOADIES.

Strength Of A Woman

Ah!.. I have been waiting for women's day all this while so that i can praise them on my blog and get some brownie points from the ladies but my stupid pc stopped working and i was on and off cyber space for nearly a month

Finally got a new one. Thanks dad. :)

So yaa.. i guess 8th march it is the official International Women's Day correct me if I am wrong cos i dont really care about the date cos women are meant to be praised and respected a great deal.

To remember and applaud them on one particular day is a bit unfair to the ordeal they go through in being a woman.

My words are too less,unsophisticated and immature to praise any woman so i'll just give you guys the song that i love, the best ever song that has been written on women.

Its by Shaggy - The Strength of A woman

The lyrics are just amazing and completely second the thoughts in the song.

Cheers to All the Women...and love you Mom.

And here goes the song...

So amazing how this world was made

I wonder if GOD is a woman

The gift of life astounds me till this day

I give it up for the woman

She's the constant wind that fills my sail

Oh that woman

With her smile and her style,my

She'll protect like a child

That's a woman

She'll put a smile upon your face

And take you to that (ah) higher place

So don't you under estimate

The strength of a woman

The strength of a woman

Woke up this morning

I got up with the scent of a woman

Just picture if you could what life would be

Ain't much good without a woman

She can nag and be a constant pain

Oh that woman

But those hips she's got me whipped

And it's just to hard to resist

What a woman

Tender lips that's so so sweet

Gentle words she softly speaks

Such an angel when we need

GOD bless the ground beneath her feet

She can take you on a high

Be your comfort when you cry

But if you look into her eyes

You'll see the strength of a woman

Strength of a woman

The Strength of A woman.

Some one is Twenty-One-21

Yes the magical number has arrived. Finally turned 21 on 5th march 2009.

Not that i was waiting for it but many people made me realize that i have turned 21.

But trust me the last 2 days were fantabulous...every year my birthday seems to be more grand than the last year..

I feel lucky..blessed and proud to have such great parents and such amazing friends who went out of the way to make my birthday extra special.

It was awesome how the phone and da messages start pouring once it struck 12.

It was amazing how my friends asked me what i wanted for my birthday and got the swanky looking watch that i loved to the core.

It was awesome how my untidy and disorgranized carefree friends gift wrapped a cool looking helmet which i dun even remember telling them some months ago that i needed a new one.

It was awesome how Tanya remembered that i love chocolate almond cake.

It was superb how Haldiya and Vyas arranged for a car on midnight so that we can just enjoy the night singing songs ( till we realized that the car papers were expired) and the night turned eventful all thanks to Aman.

Although i hated Vyas for wasting the cake on me literally rubbing it in my ears nose..god knows where all lol.

I was smelling of cake for almost 2 days.

My right bum was aching so much after these guys gave me birthday bums and hit me like they have some long lost frustration to remove on me. But its later i realized its their way to show love. haha..

It was amazing how Vikram who is miles away in USA.. still managed to wish me at dot 12 am.

It was amazing how Nikunj my bro who's in boarding wished me on my birthday after pleading the school authorities to let him call me.

It was nice when my parents let me have and drive the car on both the days even when they needed it.

It is wierd how i've just used 2 adjectives awesome and amazing thruout the post..guess i've lost my sense of words.

It is just life when people who care for you so much make your day memorable and special.

I feel I am blessed.

Aditya got a flavoured(fruit)(have to specify my dad reads my blog..lol) champagne bottle saying malpani now you are 21 and you are legal for everything lol..!!

Best was yash when I was trying to play the perfect host at Dynasty and was asking everyone whether anyone wants to order soup, and yash is like "look at him he's turning 21 and he's making us have soup for the ocassion"...lol..

u know how it works don't you.

All in all the day was fantastic.

With all the attention in college and all the caring and lovely phone wishes from relatives.

I feel like mentioning the names of some of my friends who really made the day wonderful whose memories will last atleast for an year till my next birthday comes.

I would like to thank all of you for making my day truly special.

-Haldiya

-Aditya

-Vyas

-Golu

-Chintu

-Akshay

-Vikram

-Nirav

-Aman

-Mithun

-Tanya

-Neeti

-Jenis

-Nigah

-Yash

-KP

-Parth

-Ankit

-Angad

-Sharad

-Amod

-Sid

-Aman(again)

(the fun group)..lol

-Kannika(my oldest buddy)

And everyone else who wished me and blessed me on that day if i've missed them over here.

All i want to say is thank you and thanks for being der.

God bless you all.

Everything's Right when Everything's Right

Yes..its completely true cos i am experiencing it right now.

All you have to think is that everything happens for good.

I dont know I just have these positive vibes coming from somewhere since last year and everything's falling in place.

Everything is just picture perfect.

The perfect friends

The perfect atmosphere

The ever-perfect family

The perfect marks

*touchwood*

I just want this to go on and on.

Even the perfect timing of perfectness. ...lol.. if dats a word.

The day I was all set to go for a week's holiday to nagpur and chennai to attend my cousin's wedding.

When i was just tellin everyone that I am in holiday mood. God gave me a booster and gifted me with my marks.The moment Tanya told me when i was just half way through to college on the bike.. i started jumping and felt like flying.

I swear I would have done a wheely then and there.. but came back to my senses soon...haha

The wedding was just amazing.

The sangeet function,reception,pheras... everything was so much fun.

Yes even i danced...on stage and even in the procession.

The amount of sweets that i have had is just unbelieveable... you know how a marwari wedding is. You name the Indian sweet and i've had it and that too in rounds.

In competitions with the "ladki wale's"

I actually forgot how does a sour thing taste.

The love that the MALPANI family shares was awesome and the family is huge.

my dad has 3 brothers and 1 sister.

so we are 9 cousins(7 brothers and 2 sisters)

and then i have my nephews and neice calling me prateek chachu and prateek mama...

I was constantly being teased and mocked about me being next in LINE  as everyone elder to me is married and mayank bhaiya's wedding was the one i was attending so throughout the wedding it was just this .." teri line toh clear ho gayi" "you're next".. and i would just smile thinking still theres a lot of time.

I wanted a break from Mumbai from my college after the exams and i got it with the icing on the cake.

I just want it to be the way it is..and continue...forever...!!

Wine me Dine me...69 me..!!.. :p

Well.. dont go by the topic name and start imagining things already.

Its just that I am in love wid the number 69..!!

cos 69.62% that is what i scored in sem5 and i am so  happy and elated..!!!..

its lovely..!!..for all those who know me and how i use THE SECRET will know the importance and how big an achievement it is for me to score close to 70% in my third year engineering.

It wasnt easy.. trust me..!!..

i wont want to recall the tough days... of me being officially allowed to KEEP TERM by mumbai university in my first semester.. and how shattered i was.

But its back on track..!!

Since i dint hide anything about my failiures when i had.. i am gona boast equally about the success dat m enjoying now.

It was slow but its picking up pace.

Life's never been so smooth.My graph is gradually changing with an upward trend.

When i got 68% in semester 4 my aim was to score 70% so that I have an aggregate of 60% of the first five sems which are gona matter the most.

Now you can see how miserable I was in the first year of my engineering till i started getting a knack of how it works.

And that is exactly what happened.

But its not done yet... as they say " ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION"

So there are many things on my mind to be achieved... which may make the 70% i just scored meagre but well right now its all "wine me dine me and 69 me"...lol

Billu Re....!!!

Well I cant help but post about movies now.. thats all most become my self proclaimed forte considering m sucha huge bollywood freak and how much ever i resist writing about movies my fingers just cant be controlled.But i promise i wont post any movie review atleast for a month.I feel like Khalid Mohammad already...lol. And btw other reason being the lack of topics to write on so suggest me something.

So here i am to review the movie that I have been waiting eagerly for and I being the only person.

Billu.

First of all I find it stupid AND irritating that people actually found the "barber" offending in the title, to the "barber" community. Grow up!!!

None of my friends had even 1% excitement to go for the movie.Everyone i asked gave me a stern "no" back or a half hearted reply. Then i happened to read somewhere on the net that its a "family entertainer" so i was like cool lets watch it with family even where i had to push my mom and dad to the theatre.

Well I know I am damn biased about srk movies but still i try my level best to be impartial and give a genuine opinion on it.

So "genuinely" Billu is a light entertainer and a very simple movie with a pure neat and unadulterated story line.The movie is no doubt slow and the songs in which SRK is featuring almost all of them just hamper the pace even more in particular one song called " Ae aa o" actually hams into your ears and you just wait for it to get over and the song has a SRK VIDEO SLIDES running as the background with all the entry scenes of his movies.

Billu(Irfan Khan) is a barber whos gone to rags and has nothing to look for and almost touched the poverty line but is still dedicated and determined to his profession.He has a hot looking gaao ki chhori as his wife (lara dutta) and two adorable and funny kids.You connect with them instantly.

Then there's SRK playin saahir khan the big shot superstar and he decides to shoot in the village called BUDBUDA where billu lives but saahir has no clue about it.

But when the village people hear this, things go out of control beyond the imagination of billu and then there are sequences of comic tragic and emotional scenes to follow which takes the movie ahead.

First half is real slow with just the introduction of whats happening in both the protaganist's lives.

Second half and especially the climax is the main highlight of the movie after being given a mediocre first half.

Irfan Khan is the soul of the movie with amazing expressions during emotional scenes and outstanding comic timing and dialogue delivery.

Om Puri is also extra funny in his miser role.

Rajpal Yadav and Israni are wasted.

Music is ok although the picturization of the songs is sparkling.

Srk mainly is for the three songs to add the glamour quotient in the movie but the pre-climax 2 page dialogue scene proves it that he is one of the greatest actors alive today.When it comes to emotional scenes he's the best person in bollywood he does it with class.

I shall mention Deepika Padukone over here ... guys she's sizzling in the song. Lyrically the padukone song sucked but the video is amazing...she's the hottest out of the 3 special appearances.

The cinematography is first-rate where the village looked like an actual village given importance to minute details still looked rich on the big screen.

The movie could have been edited for good.

With a priyadarshan movie u expect madness and leave-your-brain-at-home comedy.But this one's a sensitive movie overall with a hint of laughter here n there.

All in all, after JAI-VEERU,MUNNA-CIRCUIT there could have been BILLU-SAHIR only if the movie was a bit more entertaining and gripping.So mixed reactions for this SRK home production expected.

If RAB NE BANA DI JODI can be called a documentary on LOVE...

BILLU is a documentary on FRIENDSHIP...

RATINGS: 3/5

Dev D - Nothing emotional about this ATYACHAR

6th Friday the movie almost all my friends have been waiting for manly because of the super popular song emotional atyachar and secondly because of abhay deol's acting considering everyone loved oye lucky..!!

And i was completely zapped when i was attending my lectures i got a text from Neeti saying DEV D got 5 stars in the TIMES OF INDIA...!!.. i was like..!..woohh..!!..dats awesome!..this movie has to be something.

Luckily everything that day in college got cancelled.. and i was free and the entire built up was only helping me and pushing me to watch DEV D.

So there we were to watch a 5 star movie 1 pm show in da afternoon..

So how was it?..is it no smoking look alike or is it one more of abhay deol's classic or was it completely a trash..!!

In my opinion DEV D was nothing but mediocre and an ordinary flick.

The excitement was always there with the mordern version of DEVDAS.. while dev over here as in the srk devdas is arrogant self obsessed rich spoilt brat with a silver spoon and calls his dad by his name " sattu". Paro on the contrary is shown to be bold, beautiful at places,with instant repartee and new age chandigarh woman who doesnt mind sending nude pictures of herself for DEV. Such is the love that she has been saving her virginity and becomes a sex starving female with raging hormones

an actual mordern day paro.. eh?

Enter lenny aka chanda the chandramukhi of the movie who's the victim of a MMS SCANDAL taken inspiration from the dps case earlier.

Life takes a u-turn for her where she faces lewd remarks and humiliation and is isolated by friends and family. She has someone who gives her an option to study by day and play the ultimate fantasy for men by night.

The story line is really thin and nothing much to look for like the other DEVDAS's.. but still the creativity in the movie the character sketch of the three characters is rock solid.

Anurag Kashyap did manage to do his homework over here.

But that is dominated by the slow pace at which the movie runs.

Pre-interval portions do manage to impress you and the punjabi backdrop is funny at places with amazing dialogues but the other half of the movie has nothing but DEV running and hunting for alcohol, stalks paro by night,lives on marijuana and in the end CHANDA.

The entire narration has been done by close to 18 songs in the movie which keeps on coming at regular intervals only if they would have been better placed would have had a better impact cos after sometime they start irritating you.

Some of the songs that are no doubt worth listening are emotional atyachar , pardesi, duniya,nayan tarse. Excellent work.

All in all its Abhay deol and the two confident newcomers being the saving grace in this really ok but creative movie.

The camera work, cinematography , the delhi night life and red light area have been shown brilliantly.

The dialogues are great too.

Anurag Kashyap is an off beat director with a different understanding and out of the box thinking of his own. Critics did strike a chord with him in this piece.. i and my friends dint.

It is for sure new-age bollywood cinema but not entertaining.

When i was a child there were some movies that i really wanted to see but my parents would come and tell me.." its not for you."

This is one movie where i would tell my parents "ye aapke liye nahi hai"

Trust me if you're at all planning to see it with your parents it will be damn uncomfortable and heights of awkwardness.

The movie is a thumbs down from me. Watch Srk devdas again rather than this.

RATINGS : 2.5/5

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